"I just realized the last time I peed was this morning at 7:30. It’s 5pm now."

— my bestie on whatsapp loudestcrowdever (via scarletbloodyrose)

I forgot, ok?

spookutomeme:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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(via thrust2thewall)

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7, via thrust2thewall)

"Each time we met, I could hardly wait to see her. I couldn’t sleep; I was happy but anxious because I felt so great when I was with her, and I was afraid of losing her. And that was when something started to grow: my desire for her. My desire to be in her arms, to caress her, to kiss her, my desire for her to want it too, to want me. Now…we’re really close. I sometimes sense some ambiguity…and I wait…holding my breath in suspended animation."

— Blue is the Warmest Colour by Julie Maroh (via inthegardensofourminds)

Dude, if it’s a straight crush, good luck with holding your breath, because you’re probably gonna die.

(via knifegoinginquin)

superclosesociety:

Boo
epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

(via thrust2thewall)

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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(via thrust2thewall)

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

"Phone"

(via tatersandtittles)